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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:39

Unacceptable again!
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
share office space ...
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics