What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is Iceland donating its entire artillery to Ukraine, leaving it defenseless against any invasion?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

What is the true purpose of the Freemasons? Are they a malevolent group or an organization that performs charitable acts?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

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No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

share office space ...

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Why are most people broke?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Will the United States allies share any major secrets with President Trump next year? Will Trump give our nuclear secrets to Russia and China?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

How do I get off Paxil?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics